THE THREE SERVANTS

by Ian Vincent Y.
(Davao city, Philippines)

One day there's a king and three servants...

King: Go get some fruits. It should be ten of them.

The king didn't tell them ahead what he would do with the fruits. Then the three servants went out to follow the king's order.

The two came back...

King: The fruits you've got should be placed in your butt!

The first servant brought pineapples then only the half of the first pineapple fit in his butt.

The king killed him for his failure.

Then the second servant brought 10 grapes. All 9 grapes fit well in his butt. But for the 10th grape, he laughed and all 10 grapes fell off from his butt.

So he was also killed by the king.

(The two servants meet in heaven.)

Servant 1: Why did you laugh? It was the 10th fruit already?

Servant 2: Because i saw the third servant coming and brought jackfruit!

Oouucch!!!