THe 3 VAMPIREs

by JCee Cullen
(Philippines)

Tatlong "BAMPIRA" Sa RESTAURANT,
(MAYAMAN, MAYKAYA, AT MAHIRAP!

RICH VAMPIRE:
WAITER! FRESH BLOOD PURE NGA
UNG MEDYO MAINIT PA!

...WAITER:
COMING UP SIR!

MIDDLE CLASS VAMPIRE:
EXCUSE ME, 1 SHOT OF DINUGUAN PLZ!

WAITER:
ON THE WAY SIR!

POOR VAMPIRE:
PSSSST! BRAD!
HOT WATER LNG AKO.

WAITER:
HUH? HOT WATER LNG SIR?

POOR VAMPIRE:
OO! NAKAPULOT KSI AKO NG NAPKIN NA MAY DUGO SA KANTO SO,
MAG TSA-TSAA NLNG AKO!!!!

;)