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Short and Crazy Pinoy Jokes

by Marsha Espiritu
(Hong Kong)

July 21, 2007

Pari't Madre

Thanks to Marcela Espiritu from Hongkong

Pari: Sister, ikaw ba ang nasa CR? Kunin ko lang toothbrush ko.

Sister: Sandali, naka-panty lang ako.

Pari: Ok, antay ako.

Sister: Pasok na, wala na ako panty!

Estudyante

Bugaw: Sir, Chicks P1,500 Estudiante!

Man: Ganun ba? Hanapan mo ako ng mga P1,000 lang pero mas magaling pa sa estudiante.

Bugaw: Meron din, sir. Ang PRINCIPAL ok yun!

After the wedding

Husband: Sinungaling ka, sabi mo virgin ka! Bakit kagabi maluwag na!

Wife: Ulol ka! Dahil lasing ka, katabi mo kagabi si mama!

Pamboboso

Anak: Inay, sinisilip ng kaklase ko 'yung panty ko!

Inay: Bastos 'yun, ah! Ano ginawa mo?

Anak: Inalis ko at itinago ko 'yung panty, para 'di n'ya makita!

Liit naman

Wife: honey... bili mo naman ako ng bra...

Husband: Hon.. wag ka ng magbra...liit namn dede mo e..

Wife: E bat ikaw naka brief !!!

Madre Mia

Dalawang madre nirereyp ng goons....

Madre1: diyos ko! patawarin mo po cla...d nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa.

Madre2: ay yung sakin marunong!!!!

Tale of a Lost Bird

A priest lost a bird & asked during mass...

Priest: anyone got a bird?

all men stood up.

Priest: i mean, any1 seen a bird?

all women stood up.

Priest: i meant any1 seen my bird?

...and all nuns stood up!

Dalawang Sira ulo....

SIRA1: Magaling ka na ba?

SIRA2: Oo namn!!!

SIRA1: Talaga?...kaya mo bng 2mawid sa ilaw ng flashlight ko?

SIRA2: Ano ko cra? e pano kung patayin mo flashlyt mo?...e d nalaglag pa ko!!!

TEACHER and BOY

TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?

BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.

TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga?

BOY: lalabo po paningin ko!

TEACHER: baket naman?

BOY: malalaglag po salamin ko.

Ang sulat

Patient: dok. malungkot d2 sa mental kaya naisipan kong sulatan ang sarili ko...

Doc: e ano namn laman ng sulat mo?

Patient: d ko pa po alam kc next wik ko pa ata matatangap..!

Promotion

Judge: Ikaw na naman! Sampung taon ka nang dito humaharap sa korte ko, ha?

Swindler: Your honor, hindi ko kasalanan kung hindi po kayo ma-promote!

Kriminal

KRIMINAL1: "Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin natin?"

KRIMINAL2: "Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala pa rin siya! Sana naman wlang nangyaring masama sa kanya..!

Si Gino

LOLO: Gino paabot nga ng kape ko.

APO: Lo, Gina po.

LOLO: Gino paabot nga ng kutchara.

APO: Lo, Gina po.

LOLO: Punyeta ka Gino! Tigil-tigilan mo yang kabaklaan mo!

Tutpik

Customer: Ano ba naman itong tutpik nyo, iisa na nga lang ang dali pang mabali.

Waiter (inis pa): Alam nyo sir, ang dami ng gumamit nyan,pero kayo lang nakabali!

Confident Vs. Confidential

Anak: Itay, ano kaibahan ng confident sa confidential?

Itay: Anak kita, CONFIDENT ako dyan. Yung bespren mong si Tikboy, anak ko rin, CONFIDENTIAL yan.

Panchito, Babalu, Dolphy

Panchito: Vitamins ko ABC -- Alak, Babae at Cigarette.

Babalu: Ako naman DEF -- Damo, Egg at Frutas.

Dolphy: Ako, from A to Z. Alma to Zsa Zsa.

First love never dies

Anak: Inay, totoo ba na "First love never dies?"

Nanay: Aba, oo. Tignan mo yang Tatay mo, hanggang ngayon buhay pa ang animal!

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Short and Crazy Pinoy Jokes

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Best and Funniest Jokes
by: Anonymous

Very logical but funny.

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ganun sana
by: Anonymous

.. ganun sna joke .. pti madre meron haha .....

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sana mas madami pa .
by: shieLLa

this is reaL fun !

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smile..
by: ashley21..

i start my day by reading your jokes, so it makes my day wonderful and made me smiles at the beginning of day..
thank you.. are there anything more?

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my comment
by: justine bieber

wow... that is so nice jokes...

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My Comments for the Jokes
by: Aubrey Miles

Wow!!!q it's so nice and funny. Are there anything more?

I reaaaaaaaaaaaaally loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove it!!!!!!!!

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jokeyjoke
by: jokesmaker

wow! Hahaha!nakakabuhay! Tnx po sa gumawa ng mga jokes na toh dhil nwala ung antok ko . gawa pa kayo ng marami .!keep up the good work. hehehe. Ako nga po pala gumawa ng lahat ng jokes na yan. =)

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lol
by: nica

gosh i really really love it..

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I like most of the jokes
by: Anonymous

very nice jokes.

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hsir! dhunk
by: hsir! dhUnk

god nkakatawa talaga!!!!!!!

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first love never dies
by: taus

ok lang, maigi s wlang mbasa, hehe

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crazy!!! <3
by: love yah

it's so crazy ... i luv it!!! <3

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Hahahaha
by: Anonymous

Nakakatawa lalo na ung promotion hahahahahahahahaha.......gling

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visayan me
by: chickz

hahaha.. chui, bsan ang killer nag wish nga dli unta ma'dsgrasya aiyng patyon,, hehE,, coMment2x lng,,, dpndi sa mka sabut.. jeja..

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Boring
by: Beautiful21

Sorry p, nknpy, w y h a h d,C N P, ttfy T.T.F.Y.( ta ta for now)

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HAHA
by: Anonymous

Birdy Rocks!!!

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lupet nito
by: jose enaje

nakakatawa tlga lalo na yun si gino baklangbakla talaga..hahahahha!!!!!!!!

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Its Good
by: Princess Faith

Your jokes are good naaliw ako .. :)

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kriminal
by: cleo

this is so awesome lalo na yung kriminal na joke kasi magwiwish pa na walang mang yari masama sa bibiktahin niya eh siya rin lang ang papatay

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TEACHER AND BOY
by: christine joy gonzales

da best ganda nakakatawa talaga hahahahah!!!

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short and cray pinoy jokes
by: xhygin

..mas nakakatawa ung batang sumilip ng panty :)

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From pandan,antique
by: vhie

hahaha..nakakaloka"nakakabuhay ng katawang lupa"
hope marami pa ang mababasa namin...yung unique..para mas bongga...

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DA BEST
by: ms.shin

hahahha..kakaloka..dami ko tawa..da best tlga

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"NICE"
by: MZ.LIAR

NICE JOWKZZZ NAKAKATWA ..HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA,,,,,YAN LANG ANG MASASABI KO...HEHEHEHE

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MISSING PINAS
by: Anonymous

great jokes!!! laughing in tears... miss u Pinas!!!

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TAWA
by: Anonymous

--haha nakaka luka..dami k0ng tawa..

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tawamuch:))
by: precious

haha..tawamuch!!dami cum tawa s mga jokes n2 ..
more jokes p pu ule :))

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AYOOS ANG MGA JOKES !!!
by: kennth pogi :))

ke gaganda igm ..
ayos ee !! saaana mas
mdame pa kau ipost !!!
hahahaha ..... :))
:))

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Hahahahaha...
by: hUGGY

Your jokes are so funny.. i like it...

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Hahahahaha...
by: hUGGY

Your jokes are so funny.. i like it...

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haha nice one..dito ako kumuha ng asignment ko...
by: d'nomyar

nakakatawa ang mga joke pero ang iba sa kakornehan ako tumatawa...wahhaahaha

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super funny
by: Anonymous

hahaha......... sobrang nakakatawa........ more please......... kawala ng pagod.....

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ano to?
by: korimaw

ayos nga joks bha ..... its amising to me

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Madre Mia
by: maybediko

nice mo ang kulit nyo sobra!!!! sana po gawa kayu ng bago po !!!

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korny
by: ozzama

ang kokorny!! puro luma.

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nice ~ amazing ~ cool ~ awesome
by: whatsoever

nice ~ amazing ~ cool ~ awesome

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FAB
by: RAIN

EVERYTHING IS NICE/FUNNY

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FUN
by: aienne

hahahahaha, funny indeed... more more more....!!!

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the best medicine ever
by: Anonymous

magaling ang pagkaka isip sa mga jokes.. talagang nakakatawa in a sense di korny.. kaya u cant stop laughing when u read it..

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wala lang
by: ewan ko

ahhaha ang ganda nakakatawa kaso nga lang and unti damihan nyo pa

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AyoS...
by: Anonymous

kakatawa..hahaha

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AyoS...
by: Anonymous

kakatawa..hahaha

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AyoS...
by: Anonymous

kakatawa..hahaha

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pinoy jokes
by: christian

ang galing ng mga nag jokes nyan isa pang jokes

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:)
by: ish

EPIC!! Can't stop laughing especially the padre't madre.

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tawa
by: click

dame ko tawa !!!!
mga 16

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appie
by: darwin

naka2 aliw at naka2 weli

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kakatawa
by: jeah

kahit ang ikli nga lang nga mga jokes...nakakatawa pa rin..hahahahaaha!!!

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>>>
by: Anonymous

astid to haha
galing ng umisip
saludo ako

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Galing
by: darrel

napang lagay ko sa facebook fanpage nappaka useful po tnx

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The best?
by: Floremie_Malapajo

It' s funny... I used to share jokes with my friends... and they told me, these are the best! Good luck and we're still looking forward for more!

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nice
by: Anonymous

nice one

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haha!
by: :)

mga gagung KJ! kakatawa kaya, tae neu!

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astig
by: XxDxX

wahhha na tatawa tlga aq XD
astig san dag-dagan nyo pa XDDD

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::))
by: potchi

nice

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....panget.....
by: Anonymous

.....ang panget nmn endi nmn ganun ka-nakakatawa,,,,

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wow grabe!!!!!!!!!
by: Anonymous

grabe tlaga dko na mpglang umhi sa ktatawa nkklurky kya noh>>>>>><<<<<<<

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PRIEST
by: cRuSaDeR

YUNG Priest Na NaWalAn Ng BiRd! NaKaKaWa yUn!

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l.o.l
by: ") haha("

... grabe nakakatawa
pati nga mama ko tawang-tawa...

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Astig
by: :D

astig parin kahit bumenta nayan :D

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:)
by: Anonymous

pamatay!

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astig
by: niel

gaganda ng mga jokes heheh^^

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laugh out loud...!
by: Anonymous

super like qoh mga jokes nyo......the best ang galing........sobrang nakakatawa...umpisa hanggang hulihan.,,,.!

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jokes
by: Demon

ang kulit.... astig

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kulit
by: Anonymous

ang kukulit ng jokes nyo..kakatawa

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,,lauqh is the best medicine....
by: rhOaNnE_06

,,super cute tlq nq mqa jokes nyo!!!

I want more kc kabitin.....nakakawala nq problem...
kc mtatawa k tlq..,

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PLS post a NEW one
by: Anonymous

too common..hehehe....i already read it before,,,
pls post a new one....thank you...

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cute
by: Francis Merano

ang ganda nung
jokes hahahahah

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like it . :D
by: quartzite

ang ganda ^^ . pero di ko naiintindihan iba .

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4 STARS
by: Anonymous

Funny but not enough .. I want MORE .. MORE ! haha :)

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nkakatawa.!!
by: Anonymous

ung iba d maxyado nkakatawa pero ang gaganda ng jokes nio...

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medyo magaling
by: ian

medyo magaling ung gumawa pero hindi masyadong nakakatawa :P

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TAWA KA ??
by: kembsxz.o8

grabe kakatuwa hahaha...
tawa ako ng tawa..
halos lahat..shi.nare ko sa fb..
grabe talaga ... :)))

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UGLY JOKE
by:

The jokes are not that funny. I already heard it many times in the radio.

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how nice
by: Anonymous

nice one !

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nakakabliw
by: Anonymous

hay nQ sobrng nka2tuwa...maba2liw na yta aq heheheh

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Nice....
by: Billy

Lahat magaling..,nkakapraning hahahahahahahahah!!!

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A+
by: Anonymous

hahaha A plus mga jokes nyo!

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WEW
by: WEWEW

WEW

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Auz
by: jay-ar

hahaha..:)
its nice
nakawala ng stressed

balita:
buntis sinaksak, himala nka ilag ang bata
pugot ntagpuan, inaalam kung buhay p
palaisdaan nsunog
teacher ngkamali tinuruan ng lection
airplane ng crush, patay lahat sabi ng survivor
tindera ng suka tinoyo

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excellent jokes
by: Anonymous

your jokes is so original and so funny...

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wow
by: grace

ang galing kaso iba bastos
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

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galing
by: Anonymous

sobra akong natuwa nababaliw na yata ako hahhahah

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gravehh
by: potial

ayoss tlaga ang mga jokes ntatawa akoh..,,
hahahaha!!!

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yeah
by: Anonymous

galing..natawa ako..hehehe

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katawa
by: Anonymous

hahahah ktawa nman hahah
haha melanie...

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Ang cute nmn!!!!
by: lanie cute

ang cute poh ....ng jowks nio keep it up guys.....,,,love u ol......

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ang Galing Nyo!!
by: Anonymous

sobrang naaliw ako sa mga jokes nyo!!! Keep it on Guys,,, well done!! Excellent...

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ANTOK
by: Tutini Doremi

antok ako bigla ko nabasa nabuhayan tuloy ng dugo!

^^

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NABUBUANG NA!
by: MARJHEANNA23

hahahaha:D para na nga akong buang lalakas ng tawa ko ala nmn akong kasama:D ung flatmate ko sa labas sumigaw pa sabi marjz nababaliw ka na:D:D:D hahaha

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...
by: Miguel Balala

NICE NAMAN :) PARA KONG TANAGA TAWA NG TAWA KHT MAG ISA LANG SA BAHAY :)

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aha ! never let you goo
by: Anonymous

.. haha ! ganda talaga peru merung isang quotes na hindi o na gustuhan !

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Very "down to earth"..!
by: Angela Allyson

ang daling maka relate and makuha ang substance ng joke..!kaya matatawa ka kaagad..!the word "joke" was well express..!meaning nevr corny..!bato ka pag di natawa or malaki ang problema mo..!keep posting! it keeps us company here sa abroad..!bago ako pumasok read muna ako..!then,it makes my day kasing baho man ng kambing amo ko,solve na ako...More power!Para sa akin BAYANI kayo!joke yan!hehehe Good luck...

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HAHAHAHA
by: ivy

hahahaha
nakaka loka naman......
ang kukulet ng jokes mawawalan ka ng problema..
hahaah..........

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hahaha
by: Anonymous

nkakatangal ng stress mga joke nu...super enjoy..short en crazy joke tlga....sna madami pa...tnx... enjoy tlga

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whew!
by: allie

this is a good one! keep on writing and contributing jokes.. haha!

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Madre Mia
by: ngitpa_12

nakakatawa talaga
sana marami pa...

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hahaha...
by: *****

nice!
i really enjoy...
keep it up sweetie

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HAHAHA
by: Anonymous

nakakatawa nga, more!!!!

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galing
by: Anonymous

i enjoyed!!! tnx...

jonathan

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**edited** ng gumawa
by: emoliciouse girl

ang panget pro nakakatawa tlg!!!!!!!

Answer:

Hello, no silly words please. Let's just have some fun. :)

MAria

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Tale of a lost Bird
by: Anonymous

this is insanely fun!!!

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Short funny Pinoy jokes
by: Maria

Now this can get a party perked up for a long time!

Thanks Marsha for your untiring contributions to this site. You are truly an inspiration to overseas Filipinos. Stay happy and good luck!

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