Poo and Pee

by Tess Williams
(Sun City, Arizona)

Three senior citizens are having difficulties when nature calls...

Senior Citizen 1: You know guys, I'm having a real problem every time I pee pee. It's quite painful. Morning or night, it's the same dilemma for me.

Senior Citizen 2: Well, I have the same discharge problem, only mine is when I poo poo. I'm always constipated no matter what supplements I take to help go easily!

Senior Citizen 3: Awwww, you two... That is none compared to what I'm experiencing. My sickness is the worst there is! I poo poo and pee pee everyday at 5:00am!

Senior Citizen 1 and 2: Whaaaat? So what is there to complain about that?

Senior Citizen 3: BECAUSE I WAKE UP AT 6:00AM!!!!


Nyeee-hee-hee!!!