Pinoy joke - Many, many years left!

by Nance
(TX)

A woman named Desiree was from Beverly Hills.

One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw GOD and asked, "Is this it?" God said, "No, you have another many, many years to live."

Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another many years to live, she might as well make the most of it.

She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of GOD and said, "I thought you said I had another many, many years to live?"

GOD replied, "Desiree! I didn't recognize you!"