Filipino Jokes
Whether you're in the mood for a laugh or not, you can't resist our Filipino jokes. We have some good laughs from below, Feel free to read or share your own funny story: Tagalog funny jokes, Filipino joke, Filipino short jokes, popular Pinoy jokes, or just plain silly Filipino jokes.
You're also welcome to add more Filipino jokes. I'll gladly post it here. In fact, read what others have contributed here. But!.. in one condition.. I should have the first laugh.  Come on - let's have a little fun for a moment. The first one is a blast.  
The Painter There was one Pinoy who came to America and looked at the classified ads for painting jobs. He came across the "Help Wanted" section that read - "Wanted: Painter of Porch", and thought that was perfect for his capabilities.And so he went to the American who posted the ad. American: I need my porch painted in a day. You need to scrape all the paint up to the bare surface, and apply a coat of primer then two final coats of orange paint. Can you do that? Pinoy: Oh yes, sir.. yes, sir! I can remoob the paint then apply orange paint beri well! American: Ok! You got the job. Just get everything you need from the trunk of the car.After 3 hours...Pinoy: Sir, work is pinis oreydi! American: Wow! I'm amazed you did it in 3 hours. Did you scrape all the old paint to the bare surface? Pinoy: Oh yes, sir! Yes, sir! I tanggalated all the old paint! American: Well then, here's your $20 bonus! Pinoy: Golly, sir! Tenk yu beri much. But sir, you don't heb a porch.. your car is a BMW...! Ooouuuuch! 
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ForgetFulL!
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Sharon favourites
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Si Sharon...
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Nurse and the patient from mental hospital...
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Nurse and the patient from mental hospital...
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Bra
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After 2 years...
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Tay! Pengeng pambli ng bambeyper...
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Ina : Isa siyang kayamanan!
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Eto pa.. Pinoy jokes!
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Blondes in Heaven
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Crazy Filipino Joke Scripts
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INTERESTING ARITHMETIC:
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