Filipino Jokes

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The Painter
There was one Pinoy who came to America and looked at the classified ads for painting jobs. He came across the "Help Wanted" section that read - "Wanted: Painter of Porch", and thought that was perfect for his capabilities.And so he went to the American who posted the ad. American: I need my porch painted in a day. You need to scrape all the paint up to the bare surface, and apply a coat of primer then two final coats of orange paint. Can you do that?
Pinoy: Oh yes, sir.. yes, sir! I can remoob the paint then apply orange paint beri well!
American: Ok! You got the job. Just get everything you need from the trunk of the car.After 3 hours...Pinoy: Sir, work is pinis oreydi!
American: Wow! I'm amazed you did it in 3 hours. Did you scrape all the old paint to the bare surface?
Pinoy: Oh yes, sir! Yes, sir! I tanggalated all the old paint!
American: Well then, here's your $20 bonus!
Pinoy: Golly, sir! Tenk yu beri much. But sir, you don't heb a porch.. your car is a BMW...!

Ooouuuuch!


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Tootpick  starstarstarstarstar
Customer: Toothpick.. Toothpick.. Waiter, bakit wala nang toothpick dito?

Waiter: Ewan ko po Sir?? Basta ako pag mag toothpick ako dyan, ibinabalik ...

Mexican Delicacy!  starstarstarstarstar
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico .

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking ...

Phil. Theme Song of Married Couples  starstarstarstarstar
1 to 10 married years - Araw-araw gabi-gabi
11 to 25 " " - Saan ka man naroon
26 to 49 " " - Gaano kadalas ang Minsan
50 and up " " - Maalaala ...

Loving Husband  starstarstarstarstar
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can ...

A Smart Blonde  starstarstarstarstar
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired,...

Short Funny Pinoy Jokes  starstarstarstarstar
September 3, 2007
Honest
Namatay ang isang mister na babaero. Sa requiem mass, sinabi ng pari patungkol sa namatay, "an honest man, a good man, a ...

Short and Crazy Pinoy Jokes   starstarstarstarstar
July 21, 2007
Pari't Madre
Thanks to Marcela Espiritu from Hongkong
Pari : Sister, ikaw ba ang nasa CR? Kunin ko lang toothbrush ko.
Sister ...

Pinoy Joke - Filipino American Boy  starstarstarstarstar
Tiyo: "Iho, bakit malungkot ang pamangkin ko? Andito ka na nga sa Amerika eh malungkot ka pa rin? Ano'ng nagyari sa bisikleta mo?
Pamangkin: Eh ...

Pinoy Jokes - English Tagalog Dictionary  starstarstarstarstar
01) Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan
02) Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
03) Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
04) Tenacious ...

Diary of a Filipino in the United States  starstarstarstar
Dec. 15 - Thank God, I safely arrived in the United States. I can see that New York is a wonderful place. And snow is coming! Oooh, I can't wait to see ...

Pinoy Joke - Language Barrier  starstarstar
July 19, 2007 :
Nag-aaral ako sa La Salle...

Ang dami kong kaklaseng Intsik. Apelyidong Uy, Lim,
Tan, Co, Go, Chua,
Chi, Sy, Wy, at ...

Pinoy Joke - Babae Po Ako  starstarstar
Ama: Halika nga rito, bata ka! Ano ka ba talaga... lalaki o babae?
Anak: Eh, babwae po...
Ama: Naku talaga naman! Lalaki ka! Tandaan mo yan ha?...

Poo and Pee  Not rated yet
Three senior citizens are having difficulties when nature calls...

Senior Citizen 1 : You know guys, I'm having a real problem every time I pee pee....

THE THREE SERVANTS  Not rated yet
One day there's a king and three servants...

King : Go get some fruits. It should be ten of them.

The king didn't tell them ahead what he would ...

Baby Or A Monkey?  Not rated yet
Carrying her newborn in her arms, Joan got on the bus. The driver said,

Driver : "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

Joan slammed her money ...

Bra  Not rated yet
Anak: 'Nay, 13 na po ako... Pwede na ba akong mag bra??

Nanay: Di pwede anak!

After 2 years...

Anak: 'Nay 15 na po ako! Pwede na ba akong ...

Tay! Pengeng pambli ng bambeyper...  Not rated yet
Anak: 'Tay... 'Tay!.. Sabi ni Nanay, penge daw pambili ng bambeyper!

Tatay : Eh para san na naman ba yun?

Anak : Mag iispeling kami 'Tay....

Kayamanan  Not rated yet
Isang ina ang nagsilang nang napakapangit na anak...

Ina : Isa siyang kayamanan!

Ama : Oo nga... Ibaon natin!

..hehehe c",)

Eto pa.. Pinoy jokes!  Not rated yet
No opens.. luvs po namin kayo!
Ang mga Bisaya di ko maintindihan English nila...
English ng isda...pis
English ng mukha...pis
Ng pandikit...pis
...

Pinoy joke - Many, many years left!  Not rated yet
A woman named Desiree was from Beverly Hills.

One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table,...

Room Service  Not rated yet
A man calls room service at his hotel. "I want a breakfast of two eggs burned black around the edges, undercooked bacon, weak coffee,watery orange juice ...

Blondes in Heaven  Not rated yet
Two blondes meet in Heaven.

"How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied.

"So how did you die?" The ...

Crazy Filipino Joke Scripts  Not rated yet
GMA: Ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa 3 in 1 coffee mo at kanina ka pa silip nang silip dyan?
Erap: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal! May nakasulat kasi ...

Laughter with Louie  Not rated yet
04 October 2007

INTERESTING ARITHMETIC:

MATHEMATICS:
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman ...

Pinoy Jokes - Waiting for urologist  Not rated yet
September 3, 2007
An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with ...

Pinoy Jokes - Graveyard Walk  Not rated yet
September 3, 2007
Late one night, Jack took a short cut through a graveyard.

Hearing a tapping sound, he felt a little scared, but kept going. As ...

Pinoy Joke - Peanuts For You  Not rated yet
An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts... so the driver happily munches them.
Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts..
Driver ...

Pinoy Jokes - Funeral Remains  Not rated yet
At a funeral...
Emy : Tara na, Malou. alis na tayo!
Malou : Kararating pa lang natin ah!
Emy : Naku, mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o, REMAINS ...

Pinoy Jokes - Prayers For Different Single Women  Not rated yet
At age 15: Lord, give me SuperMAN
At age 18: Lord, give me a cute MAN
At age 20: Lord, give me the best MAN
At age 30: Lord, give me a good MAN
At ...

Pinoy Joke - Abakada to ABCDE  Not rated yet
Isa pang bagong saltang Pinoy sa Amerika ang gustong mag-long distance sa Pilipinas at dinayal yung "0 for Operator".
Operator: AT&T. How may I help ...

Pinoy Joke - The Mental Patient   Not rated yet
A doctor was examining his patient from the Mental Hospital.
Doctor: Kung ikaw ay palabasin ngayon, ano ang gagawin mo?
Patient: Dok, titiradorin ...

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