Blondes in Heaven

by "Secret"
(Somewhere in timbukto)

Two blondes meet in Heaven.

"How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied.

"So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I came upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde.

The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"