Baby Or A Monkey?

by Cristina Padilla
(Roeselare, Belgium)

Carrying her newborn in her arms, Joan got on the bus. The driver said,

Driver: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

Joan slammed her money into the fare box and took a seat at the rear of the bus.

The passenger next to her asked what was wrong.

Joan: "The bus driver was rude to me!"

Passenger: "That's outrageous! He shouldn't be
insulting passengers."

Joan: "I think I'll go up there and give him a piece of my mind."


Passenger: "Good idea... I'll hold your monkey for you."