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by gook
(antarica)

a dad asked his son to buy him something...

dad: anak bili mo ko nang softdrinks
son: coke o pepsi?
dad: coke
son: regular o lite?
dad: regular
son: bote o can?
dad: bote
son: 8oz o litro?
dad: tubig na lang!
son: mineral o purified?
dad: mineral
son: bote o plastic?
dad: Bote!
son: plastic o glass?

nagalit ang tatay...

dad: hayop ka!
son: baka o kambing?
dad: BAKA!
son: patay o buhay?
Dad: PATAY!
son: sliced o whole?
dad: Babarilin kita!
son: pistol o uzi?
dad: pistol!
son: may bala o wala?
dad: meron!
son: plastic o bakal?

dad: LUMAYAS KA!
son: ngayon o bukas?

nya-ha-ha-ha!!!

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the true joke...
by: denden pelegrino

hindi talaga yan tagalog, bisaya talaga yan yari yan sa cebu ang totoo nyan

usa ka adlaw ang anak gi sugo sa iyang amahan..
amahan: uy' anak papaliti ra kog gas apil soft drinks.
anak: coke oh pepsi.
amahan: kanang coke
anak: diet or regular
amahan: regular.
anak: buti oh can.
amahan: naas buti.
anak: ons oh letro.

nasuko ang amahan
amahan: kalami ba nimung kumuton hala tubig na lang.
anak: mineral oh regular.
amahan: mineral
anak: bugnaw oh dili.

change topics
amahan: lambosan ta man nuon aning silhig ron.
anak: lanut oh tukog.
amahan: animal man cguro ka.
anak: baka oh baboy.
amahan: mas maayo pay mu layas ka.
anak: karon oh ugma.
amahan: karon dayon.
anak: imu ko i hatud dli.
amahan: patyun ta man nuon ka ron.
anak: tok-on oh pusilon.
amahan: ahhh pusilon taka.
anak: sa ulo oh tiyan.
amahan: piste kang bataa ka.
anak: ock ock oh ilaga
amahan: AAAAAAAAAA.......(sumabay)
anak: EEEE....IIIII...OOOOO.....UUUUU...
PEACE. :P yan ung totoo..

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PiLoSoPoHaN
by: Anonymous

hahahah..pilosopo..hhahaha

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LOL
by: Anonymous

Natawa ako ng husto hahaha LOL...aNG KULIT...

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nice
by: Joy

i really laughed at this one

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old.???
by: Anonymous

old na ba to.???

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jejeje
by: Anonymous

ewan ko kung saan to may sabing
dad: papaluin na kita ng walis
son: tambo ting ting

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kadugtong..
by: Anonymous

may kasunud pa yan!

anak: hatid mo ko hindi?